Top o’ the morn. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the lawyers were called over the Brexit, we might not know our Election results until Friday, and the Vikings are out.
Will Grigg was knocked out of Euro 2016 this morning, but the chant that bears his name has a life of its own.
Morning! Last night the world went a bit funny in the head. Kim Kardashian called out the senate, Northern Ireland got through, and dinosaurs walked the earth. Do we have any crumpets?
Morning poppet. What happened with you were asleep? Well, justice was enacted. Social media castigated Eddie and angels stopped Westboro. Plus Gypsy conflict. Result!
Morning! What happened with you were asleep? Well, two gladiators fought it out on social media, Russia won’t follow Peter Allen and Croatia popped on its flares.
Morning, Angel. What happened while you were asleep? Well, a man spoke for fifteen hours to win gun control vote in the US, Northern Ireland caught fire and Helen Mirren raced for slips.
What happened while you were asleep, Pumpkin? Well, California is richer than France, Bob Katter faces art critics and more chicanery at the Euro.
Mmm. Morning. That coffee smells good. What happened while you were asleep? The NRA missed the point, Iceland secured one and Larry David returned to twist it.
Morrrnniinggg. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Bill Shorten went the full Oprah and Italy took the jam out of Belgium’s croissant.