Well, I’ve considered that I’ll soon be dead. No biggie, as I’ve got numerous options planned for my post-death life.
2017, for the most part, has been a nonsensical year. So, why not close it out with a completely nonsensical countdown?
While 2017 has given us many things, it also taketh stuff away. Consider the words below as an indication of how far we’ve come.
Trump’s not happy, the music world was punched in the black hole sun and there was some good news for Julian Assange.
It was an evening thin on logic. Local police unearthed a meme stash, Japan launched an opulent train and North Korea made yet more nuclear threats. Go back to sleep. You’re dreaming. Sleeeeeeep.