After a recent study discovered that 56% of applicants were caught lying on their resume, I’ve decided to take it to the other extreme.
While ‘cancel culture’ has given us many things, it also taketh stuff away. Consider the words below as an indication of how far we’ve come.
For most of my life, I’ve been told to not space out. Well, Miss Jones, joke is on you, because there’s a sport in South Korea that nutures my talent.
Well, I’ve considered that I’ll soon be dead. No biggie, as I’ve got numerous options planned for my post-death life.
2017, for the most part, has been a nonsensical year. So, why not close it out with a completely nonsensical countdown?