Friday morning. Gorgeous. Overnight, Brett Kavanaugh was found innocent by the FBI, Suge Knight 2 photoshopped genius and the selfie was found to be deadly.
Everything old is new again this week, with the return of Kevin Rudd and those pesky Pokemon popping up everywhere…but is there an international conspiracy lurking inside those Pokeballs?
As Phil Collins put it, one more night! The only thing left to do was properly anoint Trump and set moderation aflame.
During the penultimate day of the GOP convention the crowd turned on Ted Cruz before turning on the waterworks. Poor Ted.
It was a night for Donald Trump, and everyone else who opposes Hillary Clinton. Our chief political analyst sat through the entirety. His idea.