Well, it’s morning. Hoorah. Overnight, we exhumed the corpse of Harambe, the Potterverse’s most attractive dweeb was married off and Bernard Tomic returns serve.
So, Schapelle is back home. Hooray. However, as a nation, I vote we come together and let her be, not for her sake, but for ours.
The majesty of Humpday is upon us. What happened while you were asleep? Things got very silly indeed. A chip that resembled Harambe sold for $100k, Bernie Sanders was inspo for high fashion, and male birth control almost arrived.
Morning! What happened while you were resting your peepers? Well, a ceasefire was agreed upon in Syria, A Gorilla was not named Harambe McHarambeface, and Instagram got a sweary new filter.
Ooh. Payday! Is it? No? ffs. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Trump travelled to Mexico, stupidity reigned supreme in soccer, and the Internet obviously named a Gorilla.