What a state of affairs. The last week of 2018 featured Italian flair reaching Sydney, one Dad’s loving micromanagement and many tourists not making it back from their holiday.
Thursday? Already. Dang. Overnight, the Great Barrier Reef was battered by the obvious, Kanye West baited his non-fans and one man in Iceland invested in cryptocurrency. And a plane.
Morning, you brain-dead geniuses. What happened while you were asleep? Well, a former Bernie staffer launched the US progressive party, the Icelandic PM moved to ban the Hawaiian pizza (sort of), and an Australian faces a Balinese jail.
Morning. What happened while you were asleep? England defeated by Iceland, Plibersek outguns Bond villain on QandA and Harmonica Vacuum sweeps Japan. You’re dreaming. This isn’t real. shhh.
Mmm. Morning. That coffee smells good. What happened while you were asleep? The NRA missed the point, Iceland secured one and Larry David returned to twist it.