New year, same old fake headlines. In the first edition of 2018, we travel to IKEA to urinate on a catalogue, to Yale University to wave allegations, and to Silicon Valley to drink undrinkable water.
Need. Coffee. What happened while you were asleep? Well, the Statue of Liberty went dark, Islamic State attacked a hospital in Kabul and Ikea gave into our complaints.
As it turns out, IKEA is open to working with Kanye West. However, bugger waiting for the actual products, now that the Internet has made them up.
Being out of bed sucks. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Kanye teamed up with IKEA, Obama asked Republicans to not back Trump and the UN is looking into NT prisoner abuse.
Counsellor Hailee Walker has come across plenty of relationship problems, most of which pale in comparison to setting up IKEA furniture…#thestruggleisreal