Ivanka Trump muscling in on the G20 annoyed the internet so much, they decided to flay Daddy’s little diplomat through the medium of Photoshop.
In this latest Fake News exclusive, Ivanka explains why she believes her dad will eventually triumph over CNN and the New York Times and become America’s most beloved President.
This morning, we discovered that not only is Hugh Jackman pally with the Trumps, he also does not discuss politics with them. Issue or not?
Direct from the White House, Ivanka explains the extreme measures being taken to help the public understand her dad.
Direct from the White House, Ivanka reveals the advice she gave her dad about his trip to Europe. God help us.
In this exclusive advisory for Fake News, Ivanka reveals that giving advice to her Dad has about the same effect as lying down on the tracks to prevent a train-wreck.
In her latest exclusive, Ivanka expresses her frustration that the only authoritative source likely to confirm her Dad’s standing as the Greatest US President Ever, is him.
In another compelling communiqué from the White House, Ivanka reveals that her dad is closer to God than you might think.
I hope everyone loves bacon and eggs and jackboots, because for some reason its whats on the world’s menu. Trump, Monopoly, Nazis. What a trifecta. Make it stop.
Ivanka has just sent in this exclusive personal account of last week’s White House meeting of the President’s inner circle.
In her latest exclusive communiqué from Washington, Ivanka gives an account of the debriefing she gave Reince and Kellyanne on her overseas trip with Dad.
Exclusively speaking to TBS, special advisor to the President/Dad, Ivanka Trump outlines her plan to save the Presidency. Step one, get him out of the country.
Welcome back to TrumpFact, a measure of the administration, sans coloured opinion; just the black and whites of absolute facts. You judge.
With Ivanka having the ear of the President, I do not believe we should focus on nepotism. I believe we should look at her clashing political views.
It was a very shouty week. Arnold vs Trump, Turnbull vs Shorten, us vs the sun. But now that we’ve survived it (sort of), it’s time to go back to the very recent future…
Donald Trump’s reinforcement of the glass ceiling may be shattered by the erudite confidence of his daughter Ivanka. Watch this space.
As Phil Collins put it, one more night! The only thing left to do was properly anoint Trump and set moderation aflame.