Tag Archives: Justin Trudeau

While you were asleep: Trudeau responds to groping allegations, Cavani to destroy science, Scotland’s almost historic day

I always marvel at how radiant you look in the morning. Don’t think I haven’t noticed. The news? Oh, Justin Trudeau was held to a different standard, Edinson Cavani wants to blow up science and Scotland disappointed itself. Now come back to bed.


While you were asleep: Trudeau shakes Trump, Meryl for POTUS, Lambie panned by fam

Well, good morning to you. What happened while you were asleep? Well the Trump-Trudeau handshake ushered in a new era of journalism, Meryl Streep practiced for her next role and Jacqui Lambie was eviscerated by a TBS alum. Huzzah!