Over in the US, a spa offering the ‘vampire’ facial has been shut down. I suggest we turn up to Chez Kardashian with stakes in hand to make sure the job is done.
What a week. We witnessed a miraculous rescue, the continuation of violence in Brisbane and Kim K leaping into the fires of nonsense.
While you were asleep: US immigrants invade Europe, Kim K’s successful kimplomacy, Dorks argue about Star Wars
Ugh. Morning. Halp. Overnight, many Americans fled America, Kim Kardashian had White House success and some dorks on Twitter argued about Star Wars. Fun fun.
Today, Kim Kardashian met with the Trumps. It’s a sentence that makes no sense, and the accompanying image is equally galling. How did we get here?
As that old saying goes, absolute power corrupts absolutely. So let us be mindful in judging the follow dictators and their very odd personal quirks.