For reasons unknown, the cool kids of Los Angeles have decided to hideously overpay for a cup of instant coffee. Awfully, they refuse our superior Australian fare. Boo.
Hooley dooley, it’s morning. Overnight, JLaw threw a blanket over an internet fire, LA reached its gaudy zenith and Mark Cuban was fined for stating the obvious.
An LBD on breakfast television. Scandal. Fashion should be about empowerment, not an avenue for vast sexism. Wake up to yourself, LA.
Richard Jackson’s Long Reads this week focuses on the first step out of prison, LA race battles and the world’s most eccentric mathematician.