I’m a person of brains, wit and empathy. I have a solid career, I speak to my mum regularly, and I go off in the sack. Too bad I’m short. Right?
Well, it’s apparently official. Those special people who consider the species as a whole do nothing for our downstairs parts.
Whether waiting for love or revelling in lust, the steps you walk to bridge the two are often the most brutal.
According to a collective of psychologists, those who ghost are totally fine, because they actually believe in love.
Due to rather disappointing news, it seems our partners are not nearly as smart as we assume they are. We should blame us – if we were smart enough to understand.