Over in the US, the Washington Post believes that kid-based-pizza emporium Chuck-E-Cheese is recycling their pizza slices. They took down Nixon, you know.
Hoping to capitalise on an apparent “police discount”, one Maroubra man attempted to pass himself off as an officer of the law. Did it work? Well…
With McDonald’s Monopoly back to terrorise our hopes, we McCrunched the numbers to estimate the chance of you winning something decent.
While you were asleep: McDonald’s releases ‘MacCoin’, LeBron opens school, Bigfoot erotica v American Democracy
Well, morning again. Hooray. Overnight, McDonald’s (sort of) entered the crypto game, LeBron James went back to school and a democratic race was interrupted by Bigfoot’s penis. Yup.
Fake news or real? Markle enables tattoo freckle phase, joke becomes even bigger joke, depressed man sues over happy meal
Fake News is very much like the battery we’re told not to put our tongue on. You know what happens next.