Our meeting with the next royal child represented yet another example of Meghan Markle’s subtle activism. She may be colouring within the lines, but her tone is vibrant.
Fake news or real? Markle enables tattoo freckle phase, joke becomes even bigger joke, depressed man sues over happy meal
Fake News is very much like the battery we’re told not to put our tongue on. You know what happens next.
While you were asleep: Serena serves Markle, Holidayers catfished by hotel, Tasmania to best French wine
Friday, you spectacular lover. I know you’ve had better. Overnight, Serena Williams stole the spotlight from Meghan Markle, someone was disappointed on holiday and Tasmania started a culture war against France.
While you were asleep: North Korea calls off peace, Tom Wolfe dies, Mr Markle decides to attend wedding (sort of)
Morning! It’s a bad one. Overnight, South Korea pushed the North away from the bargaining table, Tom Wolfe left us and Mr Markle continues to make his daughter’s wedding about him.
This morning, we discovered that Meghan Markle’s father will choose to not attend the Royal wedding. Don’t show weakness in front of the in-laws, Thomas!