It’s stressful being the US military. They’re up for long hours blowing things up, but fortunately, they’ve engineered a technique that will see you nod off in two minutes. Or less!
It seems a universal ban on killer robots would be a given. The reality, however, is entirely different. Exterminate!
In yet another questionable move, the Turnbull government will now be able to call on our military to stop protest whenever they see fit.
People of science recently created an algorithm that identifies when the subject has had enough coffee. They’re also under the employ of the US military. How dare you invade our brunches.
Morning. Overnight we’ve had Donald Trump wheel out another ban, a plea deal from suspect drug smuggler Cassie Sainsbury, and one distraught dog owner fighting back against abuse.
The US foreign policy stereotype of “Democrats: good, Republicans: bad” is dead; so who’d be the most destabilising? And no, it’s not who you think – Nicholas Harrington