If one British study is to be believed, the vast majority of millennials are forever on edge, forever contactable and never relaxed.
After it was announced that JCVD was high for the duration of Street Fighter, I decided to rewatch with modern eyes. I’m disappointed all over again…for reasons I didn’t predict.
Banjo Patterson’s classic Australia poem retells the tribulations of an impossible pursuit. So, I wrote the millennial version of it.
Fake news or real? Tiger’s court-forced paternity tests, airline fat-shames passengers, millennial kills pop avoids charge
Why do you hate everyone, Internet? Why spread lies? Look what you’ve done to young Tiger. What did he ever do to you? You’re not right.
We, the anxious millennials, are derided for being delusional, self-centered and medicated. We, however, see this as an adequate avenue of tolerating the world being left to us.