With McDonald’s Monopoly back to terrorise our hopes, we McCrunched the numbers to estimate the chance of you winning something decent.
While you were asleep: Ivanka steps in for dad, Monopoly’s darkest hour, and nazi writes love letter to Hitler
I hope everyone loves bacon and eggs and jackboots, because for some reason its whats on the world’s menu. Trump, Monopoly, Nazis. What a trifecta. Make it stop.