Charting the four absolute loseringest losers of the NBA draft
Well, the important part of the NBA Draft is over, so let us gleefully pick through the wreckage and laugh at the losers.
A pre-emptive obiturary for LeBron, the last King of Cleveland
Now that we know the Cavaliers will face the Warriors in the NBA Finals, we know that LeBron’s magic run is about to be halted. Shame.
While you were asleep: Hastie points finger at China, PS4 to die soon, Mitchell/Simmons war rages on
Morning! Overnight we’ve discovered the expanse of China buying our government, the finite lifespan of the PS4 and how much we’re no closer to determining the Rookie of the Year.
While you were asleep: Cavs drop Game 1, First post-budget Newspoll drops, Thanos stopped in tracks
Monday. Hooray. Overnight, LeBron’s Cavs were stopped by a bunch of kids, the latest Newspoll confused us and the Toronto police succeeded where the Avengers failed.
While you were asleep: Trump recants* threat, Sticks beat guns, Westbrook finds rebound
Friday. Tally-ho. Overnight, Donald Trump explained yesterday’s insanity (sort of), the mass school shooting problem was solved (not really) and Russell Westbrook found love (kinda)
