The night before the Olympics in South Korea, Kim Jong Un organised a gaudy showing of his might. However, it might not be what it seems. In fact, it might be less.
While you were asleep: Nationalist fights Jaguar, Amazon’s automated jungle opens, Hot Tongan learns to ski
Well, it’s Monday, but fortunately, there’s sweet nonsense to pull your attention away from it. A group of Jaguars is currently fighting a group of men, and Amazon logged the internet jungle.
While you were asleep: North and South Korea join, The Cranberries singer passes, flu reaches epidemic levels
How many times do you have to wake up on the ‘wrong side’ of the bed before it becomes your normal side? Also, North and South Korea made friends. Good for them.
While you were asleep: Brandis sledges co-workers, Pope forgives abortion, juggling becomes more lame
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, Brandis made things awkies passing judgment, but the Pope forgave, and there is no forgiveness for combat juggling.
Now that Michael Phelps has retired, we need to ensure that such dominance never happens again. To achieve that, we’re calling for a fairer use of steroids.