Amateur theological scholar and expert waffler Paris Portingale neatly summarises the Bible and wonders why God didn’t think to secure the movie rights for Himself.
We tasked Paris Portingale to find a solution to save the expiring Australia Post and he has (in typical Paris fashion)…
A poignant parable from TBS fave Paris Portingale on refugees in space, deserters of earth who flee cruel alien tyranny in search for better things…it’s a work in progress #goingtobeahitthough
Paris Portingale reckons a cracking New Years Eve party (with a lot of booze) is enough to turn even the most hardened pessimist…unless his brother-in-law shows up.
Christmas Day just wouldn’t be right unless Paris Portingale and his much-maligned brother-in-law Ray were present, looking to unstuff the Turkey, pull all the crackers and, well, let’s face it, drink most of the booze…
Spider sex, busy bees and honest whales. That resident beast, TBS’ fave Paris Portingale, shares some cold hard facts about nature we’d never considered.
Practical punter Paris Portingale has some ideas to jazz up the Melbourne Cup…like adding some chariots…and not holding it in Melbourne.
The book by Paris Portingale’s bed is titled Art and the Drug Addict’s Dog, by…wait…Paris Portingale…and it is being reviewed by…Paris Portingale…#uhoh
In this enlightening treatise on existentialism, Paris makes sense of his thoughts as he ponders the reason behind it all (ie, his idiot brother-in-law, Ray)…
Leagues, pacts and protocols roll of Paris’ tongue as he takes apart the politics of politics.
Introducing Paris Portingale. Enough said.