Sick of internet conjecture, JK Rowling has announced that her next book will just be a list of who is doing who…and how.
While you were asleep: ScoMo backers “planned” spill, Law celebrates Potter lore, Keanu Reeves turns 448
Monday morning revealed a twist on the spill narrative, Jude Law travelling to a train station and Keanu Reeves celebrating the mid-point of his fourth century on earth. Whoa.
While you were asleep: Trump threatens to ban media, India’s cosmic spaceman scam, The dark mark of Potter tatts
It’s morning. Again. Overnight, Donald Trump almost did a group he hates a favour, India joined the space race and fans of Harry Potter gave themselves over to the dark mark.
While you were asleep: France down Romania in Euro opener, Harry Potter gives back owls, vast job losses predicted in mining
Morning, poppet. What happened while you were snoozing? The Euro opener gave us a Golazo, Harry Potter gave back his owls and the mining sector is set to give staff the heave-ho.
While you were Asleep: The face of the new Potter, who you won’t be watching at EURO 2016 and the comet that could bring life
What happened while you were asleep? Well, Harry Potter grew up, EURO 2016 got a smidge less glitzy and men of science gushed over a watery flying rock