Tom Peeping, Fake News’ relentless royal watcher, discusses whether there’s any prospect of Charles being heir today and king tomorrow.
A black eye for Jesus, a lib removed to create a new leader and a fresh new haircut highlight the clusterboink that is our system of government. So, who won?
With Prince Charles visiting our shores, I thought this would be an opportune moment to make a few things clear to him.
Today marks twenty years since the death of Diana, and I still remember it as if it was yesterday. Which is the problem. Two decades of tabloid speculation has twisted our memory of her. Time to let her rest.
Friday! Woo. I’m going to celebrate by going back to bed. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Prince Charles called for understanding, a trailer was received well on the Net and snow fell on the Sahara.