Morn-o. What happened while you were asleep? Well, we saw a new side to Clive Palmer, the same old side of warfare, and a welcome, furrowed brow on QandA. Hooray.
The amnesiac 1%, a Senator almost reaching professional puberty and parliament replaced by cyborgs; it was a standard week in #Auspol. But who won?
Well, good morning to you. What happened while you were asleep? Well the Trump-Trudeau handshake ushered in a new era of journalism, Meryl Streep practiced for her next role and Jacqui Lambie was eviscerated by a TBS alum. Huzzah!
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? The supermoon thrilled some, Steve Price stopped Project petition and immigration returned to our conversational shores.
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, there was a chance your sleep would have been eternal, as an Asteroid came teeth grindingly close to our humble planet.