The darkest neon corners of your suburb might soon be populated by AI-controlled robo-strippers. Why? Because progress, that’s why.
Because a good idea is a good idea, the Chinese government has decided to keep rolling out robot cops. One comes armed with advice…and will snitch on you.
With tens of millions of their students already relying on AI for their education, tech dorks in China want to take it a terrifying step further.
Fully functioning sexbots are only a decade away, but the concept of the carnal robot has long taken root in our fiction. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
To prove that the times of nonsense and division are not beyond us, an Anning Party candidate of questionable motivations has been recognised by the Queen.