With tens of millions of their students already relying on AI for their education, tech dorks in China want to take it a terrifying step further.
To prove that the times of nonsense and division are not beyond us, an Anning Party candidate of questionable motivations has been recognised by the Queen.
It seems AI is now toying with us, as one can now guess what we look like after analysing a small sample of our voice. Just take over already.
For whatever reason, the internet is discussing a $13,000 robot “sperm extractor”. Yes, it exists, and yes, we’re going to be in a lot of trouble when they gain sentience. Not like that.
The end is nigh. Facebook wants to rummage around your mind, and our future robot overlords have now discovered religion.