Well, it’s the morning after. Robbie Williams ruined the World Cup, Donald Trump turned 71 and Apple will (sort of) remake Steamboat Willy.
While you were asleep: Donald’s cheesy summit trailer, Russia’s classic stadium move, Socceroos will beat France (apparently)
Good morning to you, gorgeouses. You. You people are the stars. Overnight, Donald booted up iMovie, Russia marched back to her glorious past, and Twitter outlined how we’ll beat the French.
Lordy doo, what a week. Roseanne Barr overdosed on stupidity, One Nation split in two and one man filled a bathtub with spuds, because drugs.
Yesterday, one Russian journalist who was reported dead mysteriously turned up alive. The reasons why such a stunt was pulled is another thing entirely.
With the Skripals mysteriously recovering from their poisoning, the danger of this moment is that those that preceded it will soon be forgotten.