Friday. Yewwww. What happened while you were asleep? Stuff and nonsense. Air China went full racist, Ryan Lochte was slapped with an inhuman ban, and a British woman grew a beard for awareness.
Now that our athletes are home from Rio, we look to 2020. But before we do that, let us recap the games, entirely through social media. Warning: may not contain actual sport.
Back from his Indonesian sabbatical, Rob Idol returns to Trump doing Trump things, chicanery at Rio and a father who has presumably gone off chocolate. Welcome back, Rob!
Friday. Yew! What happened while you were asleep? Well Ryan Lochte’s robbery got stranger, Trump’s veiny erection was sighted in the US, and a Sumatran orangutan went all Miles Davis.