According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
Fake News is like ten thousand spoons when all you really need is a lobotomy. This week, we investigate Santa Claus for murder, Fortune 500 for apathy and RBG hanging up her robe.
For those of you who have been naughty all year but still hope to bag presents from Santa, you might end up getting a visit from Krampus instead.
It’s almost the weekend. Almost. Before you start counting the hours, you should know that love doesn’t exist, Theresa May should have stayed in bed, and jolly old Saint Nick vacays in Turk-ay.
He’ll be coming down your chimney in only hours…question is: who is Santa Claus? Loretta Barnard uncovers the history of that bearded interloper, Saint Nick.
Whatever you believe in, or don’t, Ash Imani implores you to let your kids be just that, kids, and have a little bit of Santa Claus in their lives this Christmas and every Christmas until they decide otherwise…