According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
For those of you who have been naughty all year but still hope to bag presents from Santa, you might end up getting a visit from Krampus instead.
As a parent, the joy of Christmas lies in the eyes of your children. But I say we should be reticent to dispell that Santa magic. Disclaimer: Kids. This is boring parent’s stuff. You wouldn’t be interested.
Beloved TBS’ers, consider this a Christmas gift from us to you – a Top 5 list of the worst Christmas songs of all time (after all…at this time of year, it’s important that we show you all how much we care).
In the home stretch for Christmas, you’re all probably struggling a bit to get past the finishing post into the waiting arms of Santa, so Matt Lygoe is here to rev you up in true Aussie sporting slang style.
The Nude Nutritionist, Lyndi Polivnick, offers Santa some tips about what he might do about his waistline going into the food frenzy that is Christmas.