Tuesday, you minx. What happened while you were asleep? Abject stupidity, that’s what. A famous fictional Boaty was reborn a submarine, a woman with a famous name was sentenced and a famous rivalry turned sour.
Morning, you brain-dead geniuses. What happened while you were asleep? Well, a former Bernie staffer launched the US progressive party, the Icelandic PM moved to ban the Hawaiian pizza (sort of), and an Australian faces a Balinese jail.
Back from his Indonesian sabbatical, Rob Idol returns to Trump doing Trump things, chicanery at Rio and a father who has presumably gone off chocolate. Welcome back, Rob!