A brand new study discovered that the majority of an audience only read the headline of an article before commenting.
The Morrison government has decided to act on climate change in the Pacific, sending our finest (soon to be privatised) string quartet to class up their watery apocalypse.
According to a brand new study, certain types of diets only work if you bore everyone to death about them.
Having done their research, one anti-vaccine supporter very politely asked her mechanic to remove the brakes from her car.
According to a deep study of hard conclusions, scientists believe that sex is the reason why the globe has warmed considerably.
In what can be regarded as the final word, we can reveal the root causes of why parents choose to ignore science to protect their children.
The NSW Labor Party’s leaderless operating model is beginning to attract attention from political parties worldwide. I think the Brits are borrowing it for Brexit.
Those who ‘have done their research’ on Google have decided to stage a walkout after the website decided to rank pieces by scientific accuracy.
In a bold move, Tony Abbott has promised that Warringah’s new renewable energy source will be operated by those who dislike him. Could work.
The measles has taken to the internet, earnestly thanking the anti-vaccination crowd for giving it a second chance. Naw.
It’s an age-old question. Which celebrity should you rely on for medical advice? This is the puzzle one local mum is attempting to solve.
In a staggering move, all future scientific studies WILL BE REPLACED BY LIBERAL USAGE OF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. OK?!
In a surprise move, the measles are trying to make nice with Hollywood, so they’ve sent some of their greatest critics a free basket of what they’re about.
It’s official. Your mum’s friend Karen is more credible than government-funded medical professionals.
It’s official, it only takes a two hours of Googling before you become an expert in whatever it is you’re yelling.
According to an exclusive report, Santa Claus has done away with the naughty/nice list, and will only visit the houses of boys and girls who are vaccinated.
In a sweeping study of the industry, 80% of practicing naturopaths admitted to flunking out of med school.
“If it doesn’t work, at least we tried.” In an effort to bring peace to their relationship, local couple decides to introduce a baby into the equation.
In an effort to help those truly in need, Centrelink has announced a new welfare package will be introduced to assist those who failed to influence Instagram.
In a far-encompassing social study, it seems that those who wear large logo polo shirts are not necessarily rich. Scandal.
It seems that the banks have learned from the Royal Commission, and to prove it, they’ve instituted a new fee to say sorry. In their most contrite response to the interim findings of the Royal Commission into banking misconduct, Australia’s big four banks have moved to ease the pain they have caused customers…
Usain Bolt is the next talent to be poached by Rugby Union, as the Wallabies were quick to cut the Jamaican a cheque. They’ll work out the details later.