With Australia set to uniformly decide who will represent us at the Eurovision song contest, I feel there’s only one man for the job. So, what about he?
An ironing of the big boy pants, a case of admirable stoicism and the world’s most foolishly-named cash cave. #AusPol, you’re not right in the head.
Monday, bloody Monday. What happened while you were asleep? Well Shannon Noll was arrested, the Austrians placed a job advert and the superbug struck.
Shannon Noll has recently experienced a surge in relevance, supported by memes and millennial smugness, but does Frankenshan get the joke?