Bill Shorten has just conceded the election to Malcolm Turnbull, but not before asking the nation to not forget about him.
While you were asleep: Shorten takes to showering, Apple plants the seed of doubt, Italy shock Belgium
Morrrnniinggg. What happened while you were asleep? Well, Bill Shorten went the full Oprah and Italy took the jam out of Belgium’s croissant.
While you were Asleep: Shorten strikes back, Google replaces your lazy partner, Ke$ha not allowed to perform
Good morning, you! What happened while you were asleep? Robots invaded your house, Shorten got physical (medical) and Ke$ha was cheated again.
While you were Asleep: Shorten dislikes Trump, two offices battle with stationery, US renews cold war
Morning! What happening while you were asleep? Abject insanity. Bill Shorten votes in an election he can’t, two offices fight with post-it notes and the US squabbles with Russia. Again.