Fourteen years ago, a penalty shootout which changed everything. In finally dispatching Uruguay, in the most dramatic of circumstances, our moment of legitimacy shall not be beaten.
Today, Tim Cahill announced his retirement. For all our footballing lives, he was there to bail us out. With him gone, it’s time we all become adults.
Let’s be honest. The Socceroos failed because we failed them. The entire journey to this point has been beset by negativity and cynicism. Time for a change.
While you were asleep: Australia draws (ire), Melania knows fashun, The Last Jedi remake by unpopular demand
Friday. Huzzah. Overnight, Australia didn’t win, but we found victory, Melania Trump wore words and a bunch of angry dorks wants to remake Star Wars. Ok.
While you were asleep: Royals ban Markle from wedding, Socceroos squad announced, Melania Trump in hospital
High scandal this morning, as the Royal Family booted out the father of the bride, the Socceroos squad was thinned to 26 and Melania Trump now resides at a hospital.