Each year, Pornhub decides to kink-shame us, freely disclosing the most popular searches on their site. Sadly, Fortnite leads the way. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
Current Affairs Wrap: America shot up (again), our strawberry needle points, Donald’s mushroom prong
Ah, the week we survived. America registered the crack of gun violence, strawberried needles became the pre-eminent topic in Australia and we became intimately familiar with Donald’s member.
Well, fudge. It’s been a week of insanity, as Donald Trump was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, the emergency services hotline came down with a bout of the Telstras and one rad dude saved one rad dog.
While you were asleep: Stormy Daniels sues Donald Trump, Siri says naughty word, a much too soon primer for the World Cup
Tuesday. The Jan Brady of the working week. Overnight, Stormy Daniels nailed a lawsuit to the door of the White House, Siri said a rude word and I realised the World Cup is not that far away!
Morning! As your coffee cools, the FBI has kicked down the door of Donald Trump’s lawyer, the bloke who nutted Tony Abbott was jailed and another visceral image met our peepers.