Proving that we can’t let go of the past, one supermarket has confirmed that sewing needles were found in a punnet of grapes.
Current Affairs Wrap: America shot up (again), our strawberry needle points, Donald’s mushroom prong
Ah, the week we survived. America registered the crack of gun violence, strawberried needles became the pre-eminent topic in Australia and we became intimately familiar with Donald’s member.
We’re all overworked and overwrought. However, the needle in the strawberry punnet is our way out. We just need to be lucky enough to find one.