This morning, Tiger Woods broke through for his first Major win in a decade. However, if we’re going to praise him, I suggest we focus on the decade between his victories.
Mesut Ozil retired citing racism, Tiger Woods almost won something and a dog got stuck in a table. It’s all the overnight news you missed when you were dreaming about that dude from work. We know.
Why do you hate everyone, Internet? Why spread lies? Look what you’ve done to young Tiger. What did he ever do to you? You’re not right.
With Jason Day’s win at the US PGA, he overcame Major history today; both his own, and the greatest to ever walk the links, Tiger Woods.