Today, Tim Cahill announced his retirement. For all our footballing lives, he was there to bail us out. With him gone, it’s time we all become adults.
Today, Caltex trumpeted a World Cup marketing push honouring Tim Cahill. With the preliminary squad also announced today, some believe the team should be picked on form, not market value.
Current Affairs Wrap: Harvey secures his legacy, Skydiving accident claims three, Tim Cahill’s questionable gesture
Another week, another questionable set of choices. This week Harvey Weinstein became a verb, friends became past tense, and Tim Cahill (almost) became a a pariah. Almost.
While you were asleep: Grandpa Tim bails out Socceroos, Seth Rogen goes missing, Trump’s moronic crusade continues
Ugh, my head. While you weren’t present, Tim Cahill revealed our footballing entitlement, Seth Rogen’s mum hunted him on Twitter, and Donald Trump still can’t let the moron thing go. A rose by any other name, right?
Morning! What happened while you were asleep? Well, the OPEC bent us over a barrel, George Christensen confused people, and a seagull won the FFA Cup.