We might roll our eyes at Clive’s Titanic, but it’s actually a home run for my generation. We love nothing more than death, nostalgia and Leonardo DiCaprio. All aboard.
Oh, Tuesday. You flaming piece of hot garbage. Overnight, we travelled one step closer to the rail strike, Kylie Jenner got the internet surmising and Jennifer Lawrence was unjustly negged.
Notable Marxist thinker Slavoj Žižek has come up with an alternate theory for the movie Titanic, claiming that the iceberg actually saved Jack and Rose from themselves.
Well, we’re all dead. Fortunately, the aliens of the future still have our movies. What would an advanced species make of Titanic?
Hugh Glass was the character that finally bagged Leo his Oscar. But all is not well, as those who he previously worked with now want theirs.