Soon after being told by a court to pay his workers, Clive Palmer has announced a new business venture, buying the Belfast dock that built the Titanic.
The Morrison government has decided to act on climate change in the Pacific, sending our finest (soon to be privatised) string quartet to class up their watery apocalypse.
We might roll our eyes at Clive’s Titanic, but it’s actually a home run for my generation. We love nothing more than death, nostalgia and Leonardo DiCaprio. All aboard.
Oh, Tuesday. You flaming piece of hot garbage. Overnight, we travelled one step closer to the rail strike, Kylie Jenner got the internet surmising and Jennifer Lawrence was unjustly negged.
Notable Marxist thinker Slavoj Žižek has come up with an alternate theory for the movie Titanic, claiming that the iceberg actually saved Jack and Rose from themselves.
Well, we’re all dead. Fortunately, the aliens of the future still have our movies. What would an advanced species make of Titanic?
Hugh Glass was the character that finally bagged Leo his Oscar. But all is not well, as those who he previously worked with now want theirs.