Usain Bolt is the next talent to be poached by Rugby Union, as the Wallabies were quick to cut the Jamaican a cheque. They’ll work out the details later.
Usain Bolt to play for the Mariners, but wants more money. Conversely, the Mariners want someone else to fit the bill, but won’t play him. I’ve heard less toxic relationships articulated at Centrelink.
Now that our athletes are home from Rio, we look to 2020. But before we do that, let us recap the games, entirely through social media. Warning: may not contain actual sport.