Over in Russia, Dominos promised a lifetime supply of pizza to anyone who got a tattoo of their logo. Sadly, their noble plan went awry.
After Tony Abbott congratulated himself for the formation of his stable government, the last leader of the Soviet Union followed suit.
Good news for a change, my pedigree chums. Roseanne’s racism actually came from a jar, North Korea is set to sell out and we have a new Fallout on the horizon.
You in morning light, a bit of alright. Overnight we witnessed Russia’s possible reformation of the USSR, Alexa freaking out betas and an unfortunately named footballer harmed.
Mathew Mackie sat through the bizarre spectacle that was Obama’s last State of the Union address and got stuck on the furniture.
In Loretta Barnard’s new segment, she will avoid the pretence of art, instead giving you with a guide on who you might be missing out on.