Morning all! What happened while you were asleep? Well, the funding for the Paralympics was spent on renovations, China confused us all, and the Depp/Heard divorce was finalised.
While you were asleep: Corbyn stares down hashtag, refuses to leave, France ride wings of Drake past Ireland, and the Fed Election gets edgy
What happened while you were asleep? Jeremy Corbyn is avoiding knives thrown by Tony Blair, France cleave Irish hearts and the Fed Election. Beat it.
While you were asleep: France down Romania in Euro opener, Harry Potter gives back owls, vast job losses predicted in mining
Morning, poppet. What happened while you were snoozing? The Euro opener gave us a Golazo, Harry Potter gave back his owls and the mining sector is set to give staff the heave-ho.
While you were Asleep: Sharapova silenced, Historically important midget discovered and Richard Simmons alive and well. Sort of.
Lord. I woke up on the wrong side of everything this morning. What happened while you were sleeping? Sharapova got banned, and midgets got relevant.
What happened while you were asleep? The bloody world went crazy. Leo is playing a Muslim scholar, and the ‘Netflix and Chill’ was found to be a myth.