The social conditioning Wimbledon creates is unique. For a couple of weeks, rich and poor, elite and every day dutifully comply with strict rules of etiquette and behaviour.
Tennis is a game of tradition, best typified by Wimbledon. However, technology is taking over control of the British Open, as an AI is now independently editing the highlights. Scandal.
Yes. You should still be in bed. The hours previous has given us many things. Donald Trump became a political climate change denier, the new Doctor Who was unveiled and a nice man won another impractical shiny jug thing.
Nick Kyrgios & Bernard Tomic have uphill battle in beating their toughest opponent, the National Psyche. But no matter. We’ve helped them out. Brass-tacks. Nick Kyrgios is a bit of a dill. Bernard Tomic too. But, while that head of yours in nodding in too right agreeance, know they’re also victims. Of us.…